May 2013
384 posts
eyeslikecominghome: a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
May 26th
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sexponents: play with my hair until i fall asleep and ill love you until i die
May 26th
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dan-will-make-you-howell: do you ever stop and realise that there are people out there who have full time jobs working at club penguin
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belinsky: swanjolras: does anyone else do the thing where after you talk to someone on the phone or have a conversation with a stranger you do a little mental fistpump and go successful human interaction! #because if not i definitely don’t
May 26th
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grandkanye: if we’re close friends, don’t get scared if i randomly stroke your face
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neopiacentral: I think I deserve fairly odd parents
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condorn: unfollowers? *does cup song* ur gonna miss me when im gone
May 26th
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tardis-mind-palace: getting-fit-staying-fab: I really hate it when people say “Men shouldn’t call women fat” “Men shouldn’t abuse women” “Men shouldn’t rape women” “Men shouldn’t be sexist” When really it should be “Nobody should call anybody fat” “Nobody should abuse anybody” “Nobody should rape anybody” “Nobody should be sexist” Stop blaming men for everything THANK YOU
May 26th
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grumpys: i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
May 26th
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falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
May 26th
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Ed Sheeran Smile Appreciation Post
if-london-calls-me-a-stranger:
May 26th
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kyleehenke: kyleehenke: Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED holy shit you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences
May 26th
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coltongillies: igohardinovertime: this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player  i think you mean the best
May 26th
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radiatethisfrequency: it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me 
May 26th
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plenair: actionjackel: hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR
May 26th
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strifeandslash: safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 
May 26th
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trillow: hey mom my gang is coming over tonight can you prepare some fun snacks
May 25th
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just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
May 25th
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dingoinnuendo: *the phone rings and you pick up the phone* hello? *you say* hello, is cory in the house? *a voice whispers through the phone* *you turn slightly to your left, and cory is sitting in the nearest corner, a finger pressed to his lips and a gun pointed at you. *you wipe your forehead, beads of sweat forming* no….cory…is not in the house. *you hang up*
May 25th
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percy: swaggity swag whats in the bag
percy: *discovers the lightning bolt*
percy: motherfuck
May 25th
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sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
May 25th
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ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
May 25th
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kingyandere: antiviral: get these nerd role players off my dashboard who roleplays anymore that’s so lame 0/10 would not recommend swag
May 25th
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chrispiine: behind every great man is me checkin out dat ass
May 25th
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overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
May 25th
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bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
May 25th
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drunktrophywife: If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine
May 25th
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getoffmybloghoe: it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
May 25th
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jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks
May 25th
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canadianslut: I don’t use condoms ;) not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex
May 25th
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cybuggin: do she got a booty SHE DOOOOOOOOOOOO
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h0llo: college is for people who plan on living past 30
May 25th
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scolipede: I don’t hate you but I hope you find a shiny before you have Pokéballs.
May 25th
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